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The highlight of my day is, I must admit, when 7 pm comes around. Jeopardy! comes on and I proceed to spend the next half hour shouting out every answer. A lot of which I know, and yes I am most humble about this fact. Of course, even when I don't know it I usually shout out something anyways just in case.

This leads me to a new goal in my life which is to be on Jeopardy!. Yes. I'm serious about this. If my random usually useless knowledge could win me thousands of dollars in one night then I don't see any problem with this plan.

I can add it to my list along with doing a polar bear dip, learning to play the guitar, traveling to practically every country in the world, owning a Volvo and becoming a pro cake decorator/music executive/chef.

Isn't Jeopardy! just so much better than Wheel of Fortune. Certainly it's more dignified, right?

Think about it!