Monday, September 13, 2010

The Paper Cut from Hades


So I paper cut my finger last night. Aren't they just the most miserable things? I mean how can a flimsy little old piece of paper literally slice through your skin and make you bleed? HOW?!

Said paper cut sliced my finger last night whilst reaching into my backpack.

It bled.

This morning while getting ready the silly thing started bleeding again!

And then, and then I'll be darned if today during class I reached into my backpack and resliced the same finger in the same spot on the same piece of paper.

It bled.

I mean really? How much more ridiculous can it get?

Completely irrelevant except for the title but enjoy:


On a brighter note . . .

Gossip Girl Season 4 premiere tonight!


Happy early Birthday to me!!!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Wanderlust

So I was watching You've Got Mail for probably the one hundredth time today (actually I'm watching it right this very minute.) Meg Ryan's character says, "So much of what I see reminds me of something I read in a book, when shouldn't it be the other way around?"

Every time I hear that part I just think, "Amen, sister." Of course I have read lots of books, but then again I've been lots of places, too. I still want to travel to so many places though. I want to go to Greece, New Zealand, Alaska, New Guinea, India, Ireland, Romania, Hungary, Turkey (thank you to The Historian for inspiring me to go to those last three), Russia, Japan, China, France, Finland . . . well you get the idea. In fact, there isn't really anywhere I do NOT want to go.

Geez . . . so many places for how short life is really.

Speaking of travel, I went to Africa this summer. Remember? Yes?

Enjoy:






Spot the rhino in the above picture and you win a prize!




I don't really want an answer. I just want to send this cosmic question out into the void. So good night, dear void.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Backseat Nonsense

So the drive out to Utah from Tennessee is long . . . really long. I spent the majority of the time in the backseat napping, reading, watching season one of gossip girl again.

Anywho, whilst sitting in the back I got a little bored and decided to have some fun with photo booth.

Enjoy:



Happy Labor Day! I do love holidays.


Oh, oh, oh . . . I played bass on rockband yesterday on expert! That's right expert. How awesome am I?

I would be more awesome though if I learned to play a real instrument. Right?

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Life

My life has recently been taken over by Hunger Games, then Glee, Gossip Girl and Bones season finales, orientation and currently Prison Break.

Oh, and I'm in graduate school now too.

Life is busy.

Life is good.

My camera cord is missing.

(As is my headphones and iPod cord for that matter.)

I have a roommate who brings home pizza for us from work.

Graduate parking privileges are not the great thing I imagined over the summer, so now I'm seriously reconsidering why I decided to do this again . . . not really but you know.

I'm pretty tired right now.

I promise to resume my regular up to par blogging duties soon.

Oh, and Jessica you didn't call me today. I was most disappointed.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Hello

My name is Rachel.

I used to be an excellent blogger.

With 10ish days left in Uganda, and most of the team gone I figure I need to update just a bit on my rather incredible summer. Keep reading and you'll be rewarded with lots of pictures at the end!

First, nothing can ever adequately prepare you for visiting a 3rd world country. Sure, you can read the articles, look at the pictures and hear others tell you about it. But you really do not understand until you have seen it with your own eyes, immersed yourself in the culture and really lived it. It really is a whole other world over here and unfortunately no matter how many pictures I post or things I write about I don't think I could ever really do it justice. The culture is completely different--sometimes infuriatingly so--but surprisingly (or maybe not so surprisingly) people are much the same anywhere you go. The people here may be dirt poor but for the most part they are so happy. Life moves at a slower pace here and people just don't stress about the unimportant things. I think this is something I could definitely learn a lesson from.

Things here start notoriously late, but hey it's ok. You just have to learn to go with it. Even though English is technically the official language here, the children grow up speaking Luganda. Some of them do not even start learning English until Primary 3. Therefore, there is somewhat of a language barrier. Most of the time this just keeps things interesting, but when trying to work with a partner it can be quite frustrating.

Also, there is so much to be done here. This country has so far to go. I nearly always feel inadequate when I look at the need that is around me every day knowing that there is only so much I am capable of doing both physically and financially. Rather than let this get me down though, I have tried to let it inspire me to throw myself into the things I can do and do them well.

I love how hospitable people are here. You are treated like family. It is a rare occurrence indeed when you visit someone's home and do not at least get one soda forced upon you. Even though I will be the first to admit I will not miss matooke one little itty bit, I certainly love those wonderful people who heap our plates with it when we are invited to dinner at their house. Church is also the same here. I love love love how it does not matter where in the world you go to church. It will always been the same. The gospel is the same and the Spirit is the same.

I love how excited the children are to see you whether it's on the streets, a their schools or at church. Getting chased down the street with accompanying yells of "Mzungu" just so they can give you a bonga (fist bump)is a pretty great experience even if it is exasperating at times.

I will not miss being crushed in a smelly taxi with four (and sometimes even five) people on a row made for three with a chicken under my feet and a backpack in my lap next to a window that has been screwed shut in 95 degree weather. Riding in the back of a taxi is the worst because the bumps are extra terrible back there. Taxis, with their next to none seat cushions are also the prime place to get numb bum.
Numb bum-numbness in your bum from prolonged sitting in an uncomfortable position on things such as taxis, bodas, school benches, floors, plastic chairs, river rafts, buses, and so on and so forth.
However, I do love the organized chaos that is the public transportation system here. From our house you can hop onto a taxi or a boda to the nearest taxi stage and from there eventually end up anywhere in Uganda you could possibly want to go--Kampala, Jinja, Sipi, Mbale, Masaka, the equator, Rwanda--well you get the idea.

Nor will I miss the Uganda phrase "what?". Let me explain:
Many people here, especially the teachers, ask questions while they are talking to you. I have still yet to figure out when you are or are not supposed to answer. For example, we met with a teacher this week you uses this way of speaking a lot. We were talking about doing an assembly at her school. She says, "And you will do what?" Pause...look at my fellow HELP volunteer...start to answer...then she says "sell the pads."
or
"We will eat the what?"
"The Matooke"
or
"We will give them what?"
"The rubbish bins"
You can imagine how this can grate on the nerves just a bit.
(Note, your voice much go up slightly in pitch when saying what in order to make sure they know you are asking a question and who I am to question a Ugandan cultural practice)

One of my favorite projects I have been working on this summer got started a little too late unfortunately. I think it really has the potential to be great if only we can get it all done in time. A couple of us have adapted an already existing program that provides reusable sanitary pads for girls during their menstrual period. Along with providing the pads, we educate both the girls and the boys on puberty, menstruation, development, etc. We have teamed up with the Rotaract Club at Uganda Christan University to help us implement this program and sustain it after we leave. Not only am I super interested in this project but I also love working with Ugandan college students. It is a fun experience to make friends and work with people here the same age as me. I also really love this project because I have been involved with the entire process of planning and implementing it. We go to our first school on Tuesday and I do hope it goes well.

A safari is most definitely planned. Seven of the remaining nine of us are going to Murchison Falls next weekend (Aug 13-15) and I am more than a little excited. Let's be honest, this trip would be mostly wasted if I didn't at least go on a safari while I was here. We will see giraffes, elephants, rhinos, hippos, alligators, chimps and 50/50 chance to see a lion. EEEEEEEEE!! I can't wait.

Oh, and did you know that the tallest waterfall in Africa is in Uganda? No?
Well it is.
Did you also know you can repel down said waterfall? No?
Well you can...and I did.
All 100 meters of it! I conquered that rock if I do say so myself.
It was quite possibly my very favorite weekend here in Uganda.

Just some things I've been doing regularly here:
Teacher trainings
HIV/AIDS awareness assemblies
Sanitary pads project
Recycling project
Football with the kiddies (it's been awhile since I've done that one though)
Helping cook over a charcoal stove and cutting vegetables in my hands with a handle less knife.
Showering in cold water
Not shaving my legs (except maybe a big MAYBE once a week)













Now I must do what?
Say good night!

Friday, July 2, 2010

Some things I've learned

Just wanted to impart some African wisdom on you all. (or maybe it is just wisdom I have learned in Africa)

1.) Lunch should NEVER EVER cost more than $.35 For approximately 700 Ugandan shillings you can have a chapati with two eggs, salt, tomatoes and onions. What more could you want?
2.) When riding bodas in Kampala it is best to just close your eyes until it's over. When the locals tell you to avoid riding them you know it's dangerous.
3.) Pineapple Novida is my new diet Dr. Pepper. I can't decide whether it's good or bad that they don't have it in the states.
4.) Only having one kind of banana in the United States is ridiculous. The average mid size farm here has at least 4 different varieties.
5.)I will be using the Lugandan phrases for Come (Jangu) and I will beat you (Ja kuku ba) for the rest of my life. I am not sure if I spelled those right.
6.) African scout and guide meetings and bonfires beat any I have attended in the states hands down.
7.) Showering every other day is more than adequate.
8.) Wear your Chaco tan and resulting blisters from said Chacos with pride. I know I for one have certainly earned it.
9.) It does not matter how long you stay here and how many times you ride a boda (or how skilled you become at riding side saddle) the boda drivers will still continue to laugh at you when you ride.
10.) There are few things I have done in my life that were more anticlimactic than visiting the equator. I did however meet a wonderful family in Masaka the same day. And the waffle I ate there was more exciting than the equator even if it was slightly overpriced. And maybe not worth all the dust I ate whilst waiting to catch another taxi home.
11.) The US postal service in Maryville, TN has absolutely no idea how long it takes a package to travel to Uganda. Just saying. Their 10 days have now turned into about a month and still no package. I want the second hunger games book!!

Blogger is being weird right now so no pictures today! I will try soon. I promise! I hope that my bad blogging habits of late do not make that promise sound empty.

Sula Bulungi!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

deNILE


I know, I know . . . I am extremely lame. I’m a bad blogger. However, in my defense internet here is expensive and there are so many other exciting things to do that I just can’t help but neglect my blogging duties. I especially apologize to Jessica who specifically requested more blogs.
Also, I am sorry about never even responding to your complaint. Rest assured that it did not fall on deaf ears.
I’ve been up to some very exciting things here!
It's been over a month  since my arrival in Africa. Although I cannot honestly say that I have loved every minute of it, it’s been pretty darn close. I have had the chance to work in schools, teach a business class, volunteer at a clinic, develop a business plan, raft the Nile . . . yes raft the Nile. This girl can really say Class V rapids now. As a matter of fact, I have even swam through the Class IV rapids/maybe thought I was going to drown for about half a minute.




The food here is pretty good. Lots of fried food: samosas, chapatti, rolex, fry bread, etc. However, I must say I really, really miss my American food which is why I was more than excited to gorge myself on pizza and milkshakes in Uganda’s capital city of Kampala twice.

A plan for a safari is also in the works. More details to come. Also heads up for some posts in the indeterminate future about Mzungu Pancakes, numb bum, nasty hamburgers, football and a pending adventure to western Uganda (maybe).